Mercury’s lawn mower man

Poor NASA. Just when they got rid of the “Mars face” mystery (see a related Google search) that of course was no mystery at all, another similar potential headache surfaces at Mercury. After all, what else can the following image, taken a few weeks ago by the space agency’s Messenger spacecraft, show than a clear likeness of a lawn mowing alien?

Can you see how it radiates cosmic love, and so tells us relax and take it easy? How it proves that the grass is always greyer on the other side of a big empty space?

New Scientist, of course, has a different focus on the whole story, but don’t believe them. It’s a government conspiracy. They are trying to bury the evidence. But the Truth is still out there. To be discovered by Mulder & Scully in July.